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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:09

What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

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From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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